Mommy makes me ask for dildo

Yep — my kid had found my dildo. I was faced with a tough choice: bob and weave around her question, or tackle it head-on ugh, no pun intended. I chose the latter.

Ilana and her mom are very similar, go on raucous adventures together. Ilana is completely herself around everyone, her mother included. Abbi and Ilana spend the cold open mom-proofing the apartment, hiding weed and Plan B.

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This was unexpected just a few minutes before company was expected. Dildos bad? Before I answered her question though and as I debated showing her a dildo up close and personal I asked her to share with me in what context she heard the term in the first place which then led to her asking me about it.

I don't think there is anything worse than speaking to your parents about s. Ok there, I said it. I mean I think the 'Birds and the Bees' talk is probably one of the most awkward moments of everyone's life, right? Well, it seems like not for this girl, who seems to have topped the cringe scale with this tale.

Anyone got a better one? Why not just tell them? It's only a sex toy, no need to be ashamed of it.

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And perhaps I ordinarily would feel a little more enthusiastic about the whole dildo store enterprise had this place not been a funeral home for twenty years, right up until August of last year. Morbid thoughts on what was supposed to be a pleasurable evening with my girlfriend. The parlor, where two decades worth of mourners grieved for their departed loved ones was now given over to a rainbow array of rabbits, these strange, vibrating, twisting mechanical phalluses appended with unnatural, rabbit-eared clitoral stimulators.

Karishma Sarkari July 18, A woman has been slammed online after using a very unconventional method to ease her son's teething pains. She was so proud of her idea, she posted a video online showing the baby in it's cot with the sex toy beside him.

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No, thanks. I inhaled one episode after another the way Carrie feasted on cupcakes from the Magnolia Bakery in Greenwich Village. Something so cute and pink and magical could only be fictional, right? As I got older, about 13 or 14, my mom and I began to watch the later seasons together.

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Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Q I want to buy my year-old niece a dildo, some lube, and an age-appropriate book about sex. Can you recommend one?

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